Last night, it was a Sentai dream with Adrian/Beans, followed by a curious scenario in which the government of Italy, hoping to solve some sort of crisis, granted control of the country to a panel of experts consisting of Joseph Stalin, Hu Jintao, my dad, my brother, Adolf Hitler, Hilary Clinton, and I. My family was trying to solve all the problems by getting the panel to outlaw abortion, using our Italian ancestry as a lever. Adolf was very nice and reasonable and drank a lot of tea (I think he was actually Charlie Chaplin in costume), but the others insisted that we find an economic solution involving cats and unicycles. 

I swear to God that I have never done drugs in my life.