Hey ladies (and gents)! Are you discerning? William Shakespeare has some helpful advice!
(All quotes taken from “Hamlet”)
“If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.”
“Assume a virtue if you have it not.”
“If thou dost marry, I’ll give thee this plague for thy dowry.”
“God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another.”
And of course the most famous gem,
“Get thee to a nunnery!”